Tag: joke
member name: Lynda F.
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April 26, 2009 08:37 PM EDT --
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. . . .
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April 27, 2009 06:58 PM EDT --
A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of
beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.
'I think beer must be good. My . . .
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May 07, 2009 07:11 PM EDT --
At a cocktail party, one women said to another, " Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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May 07, 2009 07:17 PM EDT --
The teacher wanted to find out how much knowledge her new students had retained over the summer vacation.
She wrote on the blackboard: " I ain't had no fun since school started."
Then . . .
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May 27, 2009 07:44 PM EDT --
On a bar of dial soap: Directions-use like regualar soap
On Teco's Tiramisu dessert: do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with . . .
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March 31, 2009 07:12 PM EDT --
Check for your Driver's License . . . and remove it!
I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including . . .
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May 07, 2009 08:11 PM EDT --
- The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the . . .
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March 27, 2009 09:19 PM EDT --
1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on.
2. You have signed a check with a crayon.
3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car.
4. You wipe other kids' noses. . . .
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April 01, 2009 08:00 PM EDT --
Look Out!:
What it is too late for your child to do by the time you finish screaming it.
Oops:
An exclamation that roughly translates into "get a washcloth".
Prenatal:
When your life . . .
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April 05, 2009 07:59 PM EDT --
Is there a magic cutoff period when
Offspring become accountable for their own
Actions? Is there a wonderful moment when
Parents can become detached spectators in
The . . .
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April 06, 2009 07:32 PM EDT --
A minister decided to try something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word . . .
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April 06, 2009 07:34 PM EDT --
Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old daughter, Jenny, to church for the first time.
After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.There . . .
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April 11, 2009 09:16 PM EDT --
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and . . .
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April 21, 2009 09:36 PM EDT --
Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of those who bake for church events.
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in . . .
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April 21, 2009 09:41 PM EDT --
The Jewish Atheist
On New York's Upper West Side lived an assimilated Jew who was a militant atheist. But he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its denominational roots, it's a great . . .
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April 26, 2009 08:33 PM EDT --
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large . . .
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April 29, 2009 07:16 PM EDT --
The Funniest School Excuses Ever
All parents have written school excuse notes for their kids at one time or another. When words are misspelled, participles dangled and infinitives split, the results . . .
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May 09, 2009 08:09 PM EDT --
Here's an email i received I couldn't refuse to pass on hahahaha
By Shannon Popkin
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> My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and . . .
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June 28, 2009 07:42 PM EDT --
Little John the Baptist
Matt. 18:4-5
"Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who . . .
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December 13, 2009 06:54 PM EST --
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.. A huge heart... Covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service . . .
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