Tag: kids
member name: Lynda F.
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March 09, 2009 12:09 AM EDT --
Belly buttons equal lint
ears equal wax
nose equal boogers
and so do eyes at times
sticky fingers
and dirty toes
It's all just part
of the job
of being a mom
ya know...... . . .
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March 09, 2009 07:11 PM EDT --
Creeping and crawling
Tipping and toeing
pushing and shoving
walking and tripping
threw the jungle i go
watching for things unknown
I see the light
up ahead
seems like miles till . . .
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April 22, 2009 07:20 PM EDT --
Parents give 30 minutes more quality time each day to their first-born child than they do to their second-born kid, according to a study from Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, that analyzed how . . .
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April 26, 2009 08:37 PM EDT --
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. . . .
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May 07, 2009 07:17 PM EDT --
The teacher wanted to find out how much knowledge her new students had retained over the summer vacation.
She wrote on the blackboard: " I ain't had no fun since school started."
Then . . .
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May 02, 2009 08:44 PM EDT --
What the Real Problems Are and How To Fix Them
Excuse #1 - "I'm too busy."
The Real Problem -Our kids are over-scheduled.
Solution -Yes, it's true that our kids have a . . .
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May 07, 2009 08:11 PM EDT --
- The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the . . .
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October 12, 2009 07:10 PM EDT --
A lesson that should be taught in all schools . .. And
colleges
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school,
Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson . . .
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March 13, 2009 07:45 PM EDT --
Time for me to cry
for reasons only I will know
feelings of pain
feelings of hurt
feelings of sorrow
feelings of loneliness
It's time for me to cry
and let my feelings go
out . . .
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March 14, 2009 09:18 PM EDT --
Another day
full of wonder...
Where is my life going?
day after day
it seems the same
nothing changes
wake up, clean, doc apts, fight with kids
back to bed only to
wake up the . . .
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March 27, 2009 09:19 PM EDT --
1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on.
2. You have signed a check with a crayon.
3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car.
4. You wipe other kids' noses. . . .
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April 01, 2009 08:00 PM EDT --
Look Out!:
What it is too late for your child to do by the time you finish screaming it.
Oops:
An exclamation that roughly translates into "get a washcloth".
Prenatal:
When your life . . .
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April 05, 2009 07:59 PM EDT --
Is there a magic cutoff period when
Offspring become accountable for their own
Actions? Is there a wonderful moment when
Parents can become detached spectators in
The . . .
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April 06, 2009 07:34 PM EDT --
Mrs. Harrison took her three-year-old daughter, Jenny, to church for the first time.
After arriving, the church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.There . . .
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April 26, 2009 08:33 PM EDT --
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large . . .
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April 29, 2009 07:16 PM EDT --
The Funniest School Excuses Ever
All parents have written school excuse notes for their kids at one time or another. When words are misspelled, participles dangled and infinitives split, the results . . .
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May 09, 2009 08:09 PM EDT --
Here's an email i received I couldn't refuse to pass on hahahaha
By Shannon Popkin
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> My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and . . .
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October 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT --
pass this on! I love this one.
Everyone should send this to everyone they
know, especially today with prayer restricted
in schools ....Pass it on if you believe in GOD!!!! . . .
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April 02, 2009 09:56 PM EDT --
With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
. . .
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March 09, 2009 07:09 PM EDT --
I had a question. I was wondering why it is that children lie? and what kinds of funny lies kids have said?
Let's see how many there really are
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